that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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