Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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