That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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