Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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