i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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