White coat. Heels.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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