I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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