Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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