I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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