I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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