He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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