About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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