we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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