yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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The funny thing is, she's probably making up the entire "I miss you" speech to keep you from finding out that she's banging some other guy while your dumbass sits at home watching porn like a loser. Congratulations, you've announced to everyone on here that you're pathetic OP
Your beautiful. I learn from your ways
Wow. You sound like quite a prize.
Your a true gentleman for muting ;)
You are an idiot. At least have the common decency to end it with her. Guys like you are pathetic and ruin it for the rest of us.
You're on the phone (muted, of course) watching porn, AND texting all at the same time?! Talented man.
I'm willing to bet a lot of the disgusted people on here are guys who hate guys like you for giving all guys a bad name. Congratulations for being scum.
I'm thankful that I have a real man and not a piece of shit like the op. Stay classy champ.
And you will be alone watching porn for the rest of your life asshole
Obviously women? Trust me i have a penis but I can confidently say I'm a decent person
Your a fucking ass.
You are one classy boyfriend.
621: your a retard (said like from the hangover)....he muted himself so SHE wouldn't hear him
Ur all class
Shot bro, damn I'm gonna try that someday whena hoe calls.
Lol doing that 5mins ago...
Way to give Houston a bad rep.
Actually I think 519 is probably right.
In soviet Russia, porn watches you!
This dude is a fucking genius. I hate listening to bitches talk. The worst!
I meant an exclamation point hahah
This made my day.
Bet this is made up... No one can be this stupid, low, etc
Fail? Pass! Fuck all these hoed
Your you're your you're. Jesus fucking Christ in a chariot driven sidecar. How difficult is it to learn the difference?
Way to go asshole. Ya know girls will be more opt to give you some if you listen to them.
Aw Houston guys are just so sweet.
That's so funny!
5:19. Is a dumb asshole
Im a women and I like this lmaooo
Hahahah all the people who called this guy an asshole are obviously women and all the guys are like "win". Shits funny