no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
she told me i tasted like america
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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