i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
We talked him into tasing himself.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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