drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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Gather yourself peasant
Ah by the end of the year he'll be a king
It's that whole hipster 'proletariat' inferiority complex Portland is going through. It needs to end like tomorrow.
He has met his Susan Glenn
I would be stuffing the pheasant from behind at this point.
Just read this in a class and burst out laughing...everyone looked at me like I had a dick growing out of my forehead!
Hazed until he hazes himself.
Obviously he realized the error of his ways after a talking with The Sass Master of Doncaster (aka Louis Tomlinson)