two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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