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  • 79 50
    Submitted by foxToaster on Dec 14, 11 at 11:01am

    How can I be friends with him

  • 77 59
    Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 14, 11 at 2:23pm

    Said the transcription of the 911 call that preceded Mr. Peanut's unfortunate incarceration.

  • 67 71
    Submitted by TubeSounding on Dec 14, 11 at 10:32am

    What a nut!

  • 63 65
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 14, 11 at 11:27pm

    a home invasion by the monopoly guy...I live for these moments..

    • 49 62
      Submitted by miss_scarlet on Dec 15, 11 at 1:28am

      go directly to jail. do not pass go. do not collect $200.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 15, 11 at 12:29am

    Doctor?

  • 49 57
    Submitted by spshuler on Dec 16, 11 at 5:33am

    win for alabama! done with finals. bring on the month long drunkenness!

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Chef420 on Feb 27, 12 at 7:24pm

    that.is.fucking.awesome.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by HorrorfreakNJ on Dec 14, 11 at 11:35am

    I would've bashed his skull in with the cane

  • 46 59
    Submitted by ScmexyEsmeralda on Dec 17, 11 at 12:39am

    Yay, Jennamatic! But really it should be "You're dying and you decide it's time for a wardrobe change?"

  • 28 39
    Submitted by gamestar73 on Sep 15, 12 at 12:02pm

    Off to buy a monocle and a top hat!