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  • 74 48
    Submitted by foxToaster on Dec 14, 11 at 11:01am

    How can I be friends with him

  • 68 55
    Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 14, 11 at 2:23pm

    Said the transcription of the 911 call that preceded Mr. Peanut's unfortunate incarceration.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 14, 11 at 11:27pm

    a home invasion by the monopoly guy...I live for these moments..

    • 45 58
      Submitted by miss_scarlet on Dec 15, 11 at 1:28am

      go directly to jail. do not pass go. do not collect $200.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by TubeSounding on Dec 14, 11 at 10:32am

    What a nut!

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 15, 11 at 12:29am

    Doctor?

  • 45 53
    Submitted by spshuler on Dec 16, 11 at 5:33am

    win for alabama! done with finals. bring on the month long drunkenness!

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Chef420 on Feb 27, 12 at 7:24pm

    that.is.fucking.awesome.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by HorrorfreakNJ on Dec 14, 11 at 11:35am

    I would've bashed his skull in with the cane

  • 41 56
    Submitted by ScmexyEsmeralda on Dec 17, 11 at 12:39am

    Yay, Jennamatic! But really it should be "You're dying and you decide it's time for a wardrobe change?"

  • 23 36
    Submitted by gamestar73 on Sep 15, 12 at 12:02pm

    Off to buy a monocle and a top hat!