hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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Said the transcription of the 911 call that preceded Mr. Peanut's unfortunate incarceration.
He was assaulted.
How can I be friends with him
a home invasion by the monopoly guy...I live for these moments..
go directly to jail. do not pass go. do not collect $200.
What a nut!
win for alabama! done with finals. bring on the month long drunkenness!
I would've bashed his skull in with the cane
Yay, Jennamatic! But really it should be "You're dying and you decide it's time for a wardrobe change?"
Off to buy a monocle and a top hat!