You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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