Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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