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(402): View more from Nebraska

I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.

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(757): View more from Virginia

if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am

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(517): View more from Michigan

Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"

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(815): View more from Illinois

I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!

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(240): View more from Maryland

woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.

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(352): View more from Florida

she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.

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(425): View more from Washington

He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard

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