I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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