I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.