Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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