I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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