That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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