I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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