oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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