so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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