Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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