dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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