i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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