think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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