I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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