I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
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I might be in love with whoever wrote that.
Dude, if she didn't take you up on that I definitely will.
my boyfriend and I's life plan...
Guy best friend?
No, iBringtheFire, g-a-y best friend. xD And a total sweetheart if I had guess.
Sounds like a g@y guy talking to his best friend who happens to be a girl.