i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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