problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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