every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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