Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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