Kiss
Puke
I'm lost and stupid without you.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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