Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Also, beer. Big fan.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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