i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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