do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
