But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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