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  • 71 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:08pm

    avoid the toothpaste aisle. i cant even figure it out sober.

  • 68 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:20pm

    Cunt is a funny word

  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:49am

    Never rush into a deodorant purchase.

  • 61 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:00pm

    I like to take bubble baths while high.. and bring a bottle of bubbles.... you'd be amazed at how interesting it is to blow bubbles while in a bubble bath listening to pink floyd... When I shower high I take like an hour... but an hour bubble bath is ok :)

  • 62 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:29pm

    being high and doing anything > being drunk and doing anything,

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:28am

    Just don't go shopping at any story with food while you're high, unless you have bottomless pockets.

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:43pm

    Oh, I hate being high in public. It makes me paranoid. I couldn't go shopping.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:45pm

    I prefer shopping high. Yeah it takes hours, but you decide the best and worst shit to get!

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:00pm

    I have to test every option of everything even when I'm not high. And usually change my mind a minimum of 8 times. It's a very frustrating process to purchase anything.

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:46am

    you can never be too high to shop....

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:56am

    Nice! I've totally been here before. and @11:39 i'm gunna have to try that!

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:20pm

    this is awesome. I thought i was the only one who walked into the store and came out 5 hours later like what the fuck just happened and why did that take so long.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:39am

    haha ever keep shampooing your hair cause you cant remember if you were wetting it or rinsing it?

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:02am

    nothing better than cruising through a store stoned. every choice you make seems paramount, each has their pros and cons. plus, every time some walks by I swear they know im baked. at the very least, it beats the hell out of going shopping sober.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:51am

    Fuck one time I smoked and wen shopping and made it home with 4 different kinds of ice cream sandwiches...

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:25am

    I do that without being high

  • 37 37
    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 19, 10 at 10:20am

    Omg def can relate.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:10pm

    story of my lifeeee!

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:51pm

    once I sat on the floor of the chip aisle of target on the verge of tears because I wanted to buy everything.

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:17pm

    i went to the store high and bought the dumbest shit ever...

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:25am

    @11:39, yes. And, I can no longer go to Target while high because I could spend hours there. Grocery shopping while high is the worst though...