I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
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Cunt is a funny word
Omg def can relate.
Never rush into a deodorant purchase.
I like to take bubble baths while high.. and bring a bottle of bubbles.... you'd be amazed at how interesting it is to blow bubbles while in a bubble bath listening to pink floyd...
When I shower high I take like an hour... but an hour bubble bath is ok :)
haha ever keep shampooing your hair cause you cant remember if you were wetting it or rinsing it?
avoid the toothpaste aisle. i cant even figure it out sober.
I have to test every option of everything even when I'm not high. And usually change my mind a minimum of 8 times. It's a very frustrating process to purchase anything.
being high and doing anything > being drunk and doing anything,
nothing better than cruising through a store stoned. every choice you make seems paramount, each has their pros and cons. plus, every time some walks by I swear they know im baked. at the very least, it beats the hell out of going shopping sober.
Just don't go shopping at any story with food while you're high, unless you have bottomless pockets.
you can never be too high to shop....
this is awesome. I thought i was the only one who walked into the store and came out 5 hours later like what the fuck just happened and why did that take so long.
Fuck one time I smoked and wen shopping and made it home with 4 different kinds of ice cream sandwiches...
I prefer shopping high. Yeah it takes hours, but you decide the best and worst shit to get!
I do that without being high
once I sat on the floor of the chip aisle of target on the verge of tears because I wanted to buy everything.
Oh, I hate being high in public. It makes me paranoid. I couldn't go shopping.
Nice! I've totally been here before. and @11:39 i'm gunna have to try that!
story of my lifeeee!
@11:39, yes. And, I can no longer go to Target while high because I could spend hours there. Grocery shopping while high is the worst though...
i went to the store high and bought the dumbest shit ever...