S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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