Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
