he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You are a genius and a whore.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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