My sheets look like a crime scene.
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i wish i knew who submitted this
this happened to me once. we called it the hit and run. i woke up and the bitch was gone. she bled all over everything. ruined all my sheets.
Ha. Dude, I can relate.
Must have been on the wrong side of Hillcrest.
or a virgin? or indeed period sex
hahah oh wow...been there.
Dude i'm pretty shure someone posted this text i sent them, i knew i should have trimmed my nails
Haha. Been here. At this time I realized hotels don't make you pay for ruined sheets.
I think he killed someone...haha