do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
apparently the secret to your success is patron
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
The Olympian is in my bed
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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