i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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