can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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since i am a person with herpes, i thought you all might like to know that herpes is skin to skin contact. you cant get it from a tanning bed, stupid fucks
I'm confused - is OP going to try to convince his SO that he got herpes from a tanning bed or that the bulbs made his junk burn and look like herpes?
You can't get anything from a tanning bed and you definitely can't get herpes without skin to skin contact. What a d bag.
You're the reason so many people have herpes.... F'ing own up!!
hope his wife/gf, whoever hes cheating on, throws him out on is ass
you can't get herpes from a tanning bed. i work at a tanning salon...
Why not try being faithful??
2:13 how many guys do you have?? Gross
12:18...then your girl was an idiot. we know better than that now. if you're a chick who used it on a guy, you're a slut and should be bitchslapped
People who don't inform potential sexual partners about STDs don't deserve to have sex. Especially something untreatable like herpes or HIV. People like the OP are the reason STDs spread.
well he clearly intends to tell her. he's just gonna lite through his teeth about how he got it, doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings
7:54, did you mean to say "without a cure," rather than "untreatable"? while the virus has no cure (yet... ?), it is very easily treated. i am of course not saying people should stop being careful! just saying.
6.59 if she don't know he's cheating, she wouldn't know you can't catch herpes off a tanning bed.
This is some sick shit
Castration is in order..
3:52, Yahoo Answer it, you can get it from a taning bed.
Way to think two steps ahead but your still a fuckstick
If she's stupid enough to believe that, she deserves to be cheated on.
Why does this not surprise me that this is going down in the 716
What a dick .... Urs should be cut off
thats gross, i live in the 716, and im never going to a tanning bed now.
Unique excuse, I must say.
I would dump a guy if he caught herpes. However, I would also dump a guy if he went to a tanning bed. Also, I would laugh if anyone told me they got herpes from the tanning bed, as there are two possibilities in said situation, both funny: a) they are joking or b) God was joking when he created that dumbass for the entertainment of the the thinking class.
hahahaha hell yeah 716! gotta love ny guys.
Piece of shit. Did you even think that you might have given herpes to her?? Asshole
11:48 wrong, no you cannot.
wow scumbag, fuck you.
Wow you're a cunt! People like you should be publically executed, torn limb from limb and imapled burning on pikes!
umm...why don't you just cut your dick off...
True story: UV light is an extremely powerful sterilizing tool. The herpes virus is a relatively fragile one. You couldn't catch a bacterial infection from a tanning bed, never mind a viral one. So... worst excuse ever.
Fuck just kill yourself that's sick shit
Well played sir there is not nearly enough likes here
I've done this before it works !