the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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STOP IT ALREADY....it's a Fuck'in text message, not a Pulitzer prize winning novel!
good thing the gas station sell margarita flavored slurpees....just add tequila...i visit there every weekend
ohhh santi's an it's glorious slurpee to-go margs
Omg I love santi's! Best mint mojitos I've had thus far
And "fuckin'" doesn't warrant a capital I'll have you know. Double English fail.
I love the smell of tequila in the morning.
Hehe. Fellow grammar Nazis make me smile inside. :)
That is a gas station we need in phx
3.53 you put the apostrophe in the wrong spot in "Fuck'in" No prize for you.
I fucking HATE when people end their texts with "Please come get me," "I never want to leave," or "Something clever about blowjob and cum." ALL. SENIOR. CITIZENS. SHOULD. HAVE. LIFE ALERT.
I wouldnt either