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  • You're

    Submitted by PHarman on Apr 22, 10 at 3:20pm
    • STOP IT's a Fuck'in text message, not a Pulitzer prize winning novel!

      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 22, 10 at 3:53pm
  • good thing the gas station sell margarita flavored slurpees....just add tequila...i visit there every weekend

    Submitted by OhEmEffGee on Apr 22, 10 at 5:36pm
  • ohhh santi's an it's glorious slurpee to-go margs

    Submitted by cofcgirl on Apr 22, 10 at 8:03pm
    • Omg I love santi's! Best mint mojitos I've had thus far

      Submitted by ashes87 on Jul 18, 10 at 8:05am
  • Chucktown bitches

    Submitted by ryabro on Apr 22, 10 at 9:33pm
  • And "fuckin'" doesn't warrant a capital I'll have you know. Double English fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 10 at 7:01pm
  • I love the smell of tequila in the morning.

    Submitted by crazypsyco710 on Mar 5, 12 at 3:51am
  • Hehe. Fellow grammar Nazis make me smile inside. :)

    Submitted by RachelDenise on Apr 22, 10 at 10:42pm
  • Wow really?.

    Submitted by mike71320 on Apr 22, 10 at 11:20pm
  • That is a gas station we need in phx

    Submitted by lyssloves20 on Apr 25, 10 at 7:42pm
  • 3.53 you put the apostrophe in the wrong spot in "Fuck'in" No prize for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 10 at 6:59pm
  • mmmmmmmmm, margaritas

    Submitted by RolledUp on Apr 22, 10 at 3:41pm
  • I fucking HATE when people end their texts with "Please come get me," "I never want to leave," or "Something clever about blowjob and cum." ALL. SENIOR. CITIZENS. SHOULD. HAVE. LIFE ALERT.

    Submitted by ColoroutofSpacr on Apr 23, 10 at 8:36am
  • I wouldnt either

    Submitted by RJ135 on Apr 22, 10 at 3:25pm