Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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