I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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