I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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