i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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