birth control should be required to get into college
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize