what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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