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  • i actually did the same exact thing once. i got hit by a mercedes as i was chasing the bus, the driver nearly had a heart attack and was freaking out and i was like, i gotta go catch the bus!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:30pm
  • 12:37 - FL is a no fault state. Whoever did the rear-ending automatically gets the ticket.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:07am
  • I hate going through this stuff and reading stuff that has happened to me... It brings back not so good memories... ugh. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:42pm
  • This shows your character. You're a good person on the inside and this has proven it to be so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:38pm
  • happens to the best of us

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:03pm
  • HAHAHAHA was the by chance in a green BMW??? I think I know who hit you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:48am
  • rofl!! woow shouldnt that have been like da other way around???

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:23pm
  • lol@310 and 715, couldn't agree more...I hate it, but it's just how I am though I apoligize for everything lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:34pm
  • I did the same thing once too, went to afterhours. kept partying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:55am
  • Lmao this tfln is actually funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:52pm
  • haha ft lauderdaleeee<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:27pm
  • Hahaha I think I know this person. Alex, is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:15pm
  • it's like success sprinkled lightly with fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:00pm
  • This happened at the Barnes & Noble in front of FAU, and I was hit by an Audi. =) Had too much of something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:33am
  • chuck norris did the exact same thing!

    Submitted by DRIZZY_DRAKE on Dec 10, 10 at 5:34pm
  • Now THAT'S funny. Broward's an awesome place, apparently!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Haha this sounds exactly like something I would do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:18pm
  • Spectacular. I've done something similar, except it was my friend who was driving and he was high as shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:48pm
  • i'm pretty sure that if you hit a pedestrian it is always your fault.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:54am
  • Yeah FTL, we're not the brightest bulbs but at least we're polite

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:24pm
  • what part of Canada are you from?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:23am
  • WTF what is wrong with you ?

    Submitted by ctrbrwn27 on May 23, 10 at 3:33am
  • hahah i was driving high and hit a kid on a skateboard. my b!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:20pm
  • Nice... I laughed out loud at that

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:08pm
  • Rock on! You are Retard Strong!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:32pm
  • Oh, I also know the joy of living in the 954. Go broward!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:13am
  • 4:51 - That was my first thought too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:28am
  • *thud* i've done that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:49pm
  • I have done that before...seriously

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:03pm
  • if i were the driver and you apologized i'd probably be like "YOU SHOULD BE !"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:25pm
  • haha. i laughed out loud. i always apologize to people for stupid things. never for being hit by a car. but one time i was in a bathroom stall and a lady opened the door up on me while i was peeing. and i apologized. ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Isn't that assuming responsibility of the crash? So.....you might get stuck with the insurance bill....?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:37am